Dick Durbin : Paris Hilton Fan

"WASHINGTON -- Paris Hilton's name made John Roberts' Supreme Court nomination a bit sexier Thursday.

Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., interrupted the Judiciary Committee's somber discussion of constitutional matters with the suggestion that a recent case involving the hotel heiress should serve as a precedent for protecting the Senate panel's stolen records...

'I asked the attorney general to please ask our special counsel in this case to take a look at the precedent of the Paris Hilton case and see if he can perhaps protect our records as much as we want to protect that poor young lady's telephone records,' Durbin, said at the hearing."

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Paris Hilton is a "poor young lady." Up is down, black is white, wrong is right in Dick Durbin World.

::Sigh::

This man is supposed to represent me.